DoD Switzerland App - Ed and Hel [Dead]

Attack: 10 points
Defense: 1 point [how poor.. can we make it zero?//hithit]
Health: 5 points
Speed: 14 points

OFFLINE

Stubborn
He's open to a lot of things, but when he's not, he's not, so don't try to make him believe otherwise. He will always be the one who's right

Ill-Tempered
His body isn't the only thing that's short.

Brutally Frank
he's not a people pleaser, so if you do anything stupid that he doesn't like, or he doesn't like you, he'll say it without any hesitation. Insults and sarcasm are a part of daily life.

Frugal yet...
he's broke. He saves a lot of money [working, not eating//hithit] to buy something he wants... because he'll never settle for a cheap knock-off. Though he has a lot of savings[in the bank], he'll never touch them. Also, he likes sales.

Hard Worker
He believes that with hard work, anything is possible. NO ONE deserves luxury unless he worked hard for it. So he hates thieves, or anyone who takes advantage of anybody else.

Neat freak
Don't touch his stuff without permission. Everything should be in order...
...and everybody should be on time. Regeln sind Regeln. If there are rules, they must be followed.

He also doesn't like BEING DIRTY... He takes at least two [loooong] baths a day.. and he has all sorts of soaps and shampoo...

Though, he’s not disgusted by dirty things [and/or people] and he DOESN'T MIND GETTING DIRTY and making contact with them, he just doesn’t like the fact that they are not clean [and he would probably try to clean them].

Private
sharing is just not his thing. He'd give it to you rather than share. He's not selfish, he's just... uncomfortable with any form of intimacy.

Helpful
He believes that no one should live in poverty. He is unrealistically idealistic.

Neutral
He likes butting into people's problems and business, but he almost always never chooses a side... if he does need to choose, he'll choose neither and say that both are idiots and he's the one who's right.

He'll never tell authority anything. They're useless. He'll take matters into his own hands.

Has a bad sense of humour
He doesn't get most jokes... but he laughs [he tries not to] at the corniest joke there is... what a poor sense of humour

ONLINE[he goes by the name Helvetica when online]

Basically the same except...
He has the same personality, but he programmed his online self to barely have any facial expression and to have a monotonous voice, so his online mode seems to be cold and uncaring.

Mature
is something he would like he would like to portray… because, honestly, who would respect and/or obey a twelve fifteen year old? He acts older.... sorta...

A large gun.
He's sharpshooter.

LONG RANGE. Shoot everybody without getting hit. He has high speed and attack but barely any defense. He usually aims for long range or sneak attacks, something that could surely knock out an opponent within a few hits, but he can also do mid-range and short range, but the probability of getting hit at this distance is higher, and he usually doesn't take risks, unless they're calculated risks.

+milk
+chocolate]
+cheese
+books
+order
+sales
+fluffy animals [especially pandas]
+baths
+smelling nice and
+anything [or anyone] that smells nice
+tiny places
+stray cats.... they're adorable (give all the cats baths!!)

-sports
-anything or anyone loud
-bills
-smugglers and black market dealers [though he knows a lot of them]
-thieves
-instant products
-strawberries or any strawberry flavoured thing
-small dogs like chihuahuas
-slang
-being dirty
-public pools

" _{There was an old married couple, both of them no younger than fifty years of age. They had no children but wanted one so badly. One rainy morning, they found out that the woman was a month pregnant, and they were so happy… but the child she was bearing was in no good condition. She was admitted into the hospital until she was three months pregnant to keep the child under surveillance… at five months, the baby wasn’t getting any worse, nor was he getting any better… at six months, they diagnosed that the baby has a weak hurt and weak lungs, but the couple never lost hope. The older man got sick working so hard to keep his wife in the hospital… both looked so tired and restless, but they were happier than ever. At seven months (around the end of August), the baby came out, lively and kicking, but after a year, problems started to show. After two more years, the father died, and still, the baby’s condition worsened. The baby underwent a couple of operations, but nonetheless, there was nothing much they can do to a three-year old infant. Its body might not be able to handle it… then one day, one of the doctors in the hospital offered his help for free… and the baby got better after a few months… though... there was something different about the child}"

He was raised by a man he refers to as father. His “father” was a “doctor” but he never knew his father was a doctor, he just knows that he was a very good inventor and an activist against the current country's administration.

Everything he knows about fixing and inventing was from his father. He was really good at this, but because of the incident a few years back, this talent was something he can brag about, so he went into a similar, yet a less suspicious field, horology.

He lives together with his father and a widow in a two-story wooden house in one of those less fancy but very quiet and friendly neighbourhoods. They occupy the second floor, while the first floor is occupied by the widow, Mrs. Heidi.

Three years ago, his father decided to leave him in the care of Mrs. Heidi. He says it’s because the government is looking for him and it would endanger both him and Mrs. Heidi if his father were to stay. They were both very informed of the government’s activities and are aware that suspicions will arise if things stayed the way they were, so they had to separate. His father sends money to him and Mrs. Heidi but he refuses to be taken care of and decided to work for himself, not just because of his pride, but he wanted to gather more information, and what better place than the market place?

At around that time, he also started an Alliance between “soldiers” called Confoederatio Helvetica for those “soldiers” who want to oppose what the government is doing. He'll find a "doctor" to help himself, his comrades and to make what his idea of justice come true, not what authority dictates. Nothing good has come from that.

The people have a right to know that everything is not well. There was an internal and external battle that they do not know or choose not to know about. Pretending that there’s no problem wouldn’t solve anything and letting the stupid government handle everything wouldn’t do any good, and this was something he couldn’t do alone.

- He's vanilla scented//hit smells like vanilla like a scneted candle or air freshener//kicked
-He lives alone and pays for everything himself.
-He works as a trinket shop as a horologist
-but he can also fix other small pieces of technology
-though he doesn't want a lot of people to know because suspicions might arise.
- though he hates people from the black market, he has a few friends and acquaintances there.
-his plug is located at the back of his neck, he hides the wires using his choker
-his dream is to have a pet panda and bathe in a hot spring.
-has a panda coin bank near his bedside table.... he'll never have the heart to break it
-likes to squeeze in and hide in small places (like cabinets, under the staircases) when depressed, tired or wants to think
- plays the cello when angry... doesn't want to be seen or heard playing it
- has a mechanical left lung, so he can't do sports.... nope... and he will never try